An Open Letter to K-Fed:

Do people really take you seriously? You were recently quoted on People magazine's website as saying "If you want to hate me, cool, hate me."

Great quote, Fed, I bet you're high-fiving yourself after that one. Let's be clear on something, you now have, what, 4 or 5 kids (by two different mothers, no less), you're not wearing the pants in your current relationship (people actually refer to you as Mr. Britney Spears), you can't sing, you can't rap and you can't act. Have I missed anything? Oh, yes - you've resorted to appearing on WWE television (and getting the shit kicked out of you) all for the sake of promoting your debut album. In short, you're not exactly hovering at the top echelon of society. Hey man, I'm just telling you the facts. Don't shoot the messenger.

K-Fed, here's a hint: just stop what you're doing and lay-low. Stop making public appearances. Stop rolling with your crew to the latest LA hotspot. Stop wearing your hat backwards and for the love of God, stop making music. Just hang out. Your wife has made plenty of money to support you and 10 more kids for an entire lifetime. And once she does her cover for Playboy (you know it's coming), you nor your kids will ever have to worry about money again. You can roll out of bed at noon, say hi to the kids, check your email, and then call it a day. Hell, maybe you and the wifey can even mess around to top the night off.

Just promise the rest of the civilized world that you will stay out of the public limelight forever. And after Britney gets back into pre-baby #1 weight and does her obligatory Playboy shoot, she has to make the same promise.

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