Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I'm Gonna Knock Hov Out


LL Cool J is mad at his boss. There's nothing wrong with that, other than the fact that his boss happens to be Jay-Z. Jigga-man recently came out of retirement with his new album "Kingdom Come" (which by the way is available at all retail outlets near you).

LL was quoted as saying, "How am I going to re-sign with competition? I can't depend on that man to promote my record while he's somewhere writing rhymes."

Uhm, LL, James, a couple things before you go off any further on your boss: First, Jay is an artist just like you. He can drop an album whenever he damn well feels like it. Just because your last few albums have been dogshit, don't get all bitchy when a colleague and fellow label artist decides to make another album.

Second, and most important, Jay is your boss. He's the CEO of Def Jam. This means that someone at your label thought he was more intelligent than you at running a record company. This also means that he has to keep Def Jam competitive with all the other labels out there, so it may have been a business decision by him to do another album to drive sales at the label. In other words LL, it was for the greater good of the label.

Now be a good boy and go finish your next piece of garbage.


Monday, November 27, 2006

Can You Hear Me Now?


Has anyone bothered to take a look at Research in Motion (RIM) lately? In the last three months, this stock has gone from $80 to today's close of $135. For you math majors out there, that's an increase of more than 50%!

The next question is why has it gone up so much? Well, young grasshopper, I will tell you. Analysts seem to be pretty happy with this little thing called the Blackberry Pearl. It's the smallest, lightest and easiest to use Blackberry currently on the market. With 18 wireless companies currently pushing the Pearl, it has the potential for a wide user base. What's more, word on the street is Cingular is going to start pushing this baby any day now.

My, oh my have fortunes can change. It seemed like just yesterday that RIM was on the verge of shutting down for good. Now, the sky is the limit for this company and their addicting little devices.

Earlier: Thoughts on Blackberry's Settlement
The Street: Research In Motion Keeps Rocking


Tuesday, November 21, 2006

What More Can I Say?





Monday, November 20, 2006

The Juice is on the Loose



Well, the Juice is loose, again. Fox, yes, that same News Corporation decided to pull the plug on the Juice's get out of debt card and canceled his much maligned book about how he killed err, hypothetically would have killed Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman.

Kudos to Fox for realizing that this was a bad idea to begin with. Not only would it have made News Corp. look even more ridiculous than it already does, but the would be essentially aiding and abetting a person who by all conventional wisdom killed those two people.

How much lower can the Juice sink? Well, don't be surprised if sometime when he's really desperate for money, he sells the rights to the Fox Interview to a Pay-Per-View Cable/Satellite dealer.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Rambling Reading

A few articles that I've been reading on the web lately:

- Apparently it's illegal to breast feed on Delta Airlines.

- The Red Sox just spent more money than most of us will see in 50 lifetimes, just to 'talk' to a Japanese pitcher.

- You "can't hear me now" in NYC schools.

- What Billionaires really do in their spare time.

- A real life Billionaire Boys Club.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Zuning You Out


On Tuesday, Microsoft will release it's answer to the iPod (cough, cough three years later) when it launches the Zune portable music player. Although slow to market, the Zune is expected to be a big hit this Holiday season.

A couple of clear advantages that the Zune will clearly have over the iPod is its wireless connectivity will make it easier to download and play music as well as share pictures and video with friends. They viewing screen on the Zune will also be slightly bigger than the one on the iPod.

However, because the iPod dominates the portable music market, it will be difficult for anyone to put a dent in their established dominance. Apple currently maintains 75% market share of portable music players and created the market for legally downloading music.


Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Two Words


Because most of what needed to be said has already been said, I just wanted to add the following two words: Clean Sweep!


Monday, November 06, 2006

You Knew This Was Happening...Sooner or Later


Google decided to open up the floodgates to traditional media and will begin selling ads for newspapers.

After years of declining revenues, old media is starting to get the idea that selling ads the old fashioned way of picking up a phone and randomly dialing a number just doesn't work anymore. The Washington Post, New York Times and Boston Globe (coincidently all left-leaning newspapers) will all take part in this deal. In all the deal will encompass about 50 of the nations papers.

Interestingly enough, when asked to comment about the deal, Sergey and Larry just smiled and lit cigars with hundred dollar bills.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

An Apple a Day Keeps Global Warming Away



I recently purchased a new piece of machinery from Apple. Two days later, I received an email from them about how I can do my part to save the environment by recycling my old computers that I have lying around.

Fantastic idea. They make it really easy. All you need to do is package up your old hardware, print out the email that they send you, drop your stuff off at Fed Ex and you're done.

I sure hope other people adopt similar approaches.



BoobTubed Redux

Earlier this week it was reported YouTube received notice from Comedy Central's parent company, Viacom, ordering them to take down clips from shows like "The Colbert Report," "The Daily Show," and others.

However, today Viacom someone had a change of heart and now there is a possible deal between the two companies.

I'm guessing someone finally was surfing hitwise and said "Holy shit, look how much traffic www.youtube.com gets!"



Somethin' Wicked This Way Comes

Someone finally got sick and tired of all their negative feedback and decided to take their aggression out on eBay this morning when a bomb went off. It shattered a few windows and gave hard working employees a small case of the heebie-jeebie's, but fortunately, everyone was alright.

Word on the street is eBay's keeping a tight lid on what happened - and only SJPD is being allowed in the area.

Earlier: ValleyWag



He'll Fight, For Your Right..Well Maybe Not

In an update from yesterday's post, John Kerry apologized to any troops, families, or ignoramous's (sp?) he may have offended.

Sorry, John, maybe next election year you will earn those cajones that I told everyone you had.