Rambling Reading

As usual, the following are some random articles of stuff that I've found interesting on the series of tubes known as the internets:

- Now you don't have an excuse for drinking alone.

- "I promise judge, I was alert the whole time."

- Paris Hilton admits she did it, kind of (no, not that).

- Cutting up your mom only gets you six months in New York. I understand he was under undue influence, but still, this is your mother.

- Don't leave home without your passport. Pretty soon, it will be required to go anywhere (I'm sure it's buried in the Patriot Act somewhere).

- $335,000 for 77 square feet, sign me up!