Holy Screech!

Thanks to TMZ.com, I wasted an entire day at work wondering not if it was true, but how could it possibly be true. Screech Powers (aka Dustin Diamond) - yes, THE Screech Powers, has gone to new lows highs to get off the F D List and onto the A List.

By teaming up with famed porn peddeler, David Hans Schmidt (think Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell), the two distributed leaked a tape with Screech hooking up in a three-way with two co-eds (Yes, they were allegedly women, but verification of this fact should come later).

Also, according to rumors floating around the Web, Screech even pulls off a Dirty Sanchez in said tape. Wow. I'm horrified, but oddly interested. I doubt that I'll ever watch the 'whole thing', but I may take a short peak - you know, just to see what everyone is talking about.

Oh, and if you saw the above picture and discovered the correlation between a Dirty Sanchez and the above goateed Screech, you get a gold star.

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