The Da Vinci What?

The Da Vinci Code (the movie) has been released and is receiving less than spectacular reviews. I recently started reading the much-proclaimed novel, and have yet to understand what all the hype is about. Jesus marries Mary Magdalane, they have a child, blah blah, blah.

Folks, this book is a work of fiction. Just like The Firm, It, and Sesame Street. It's not to be taken seriously. Even my three-month old child enjoys hearing it read to him.